The Product of Bordom

Why do people start these things? Is it because we all inherently have the desire to be heard, or recognized as intelligent beings? Or are we all simply bored at our jobs as I am? Whatever the reason, whether anyone is "listening", I lift my voice up among the throng and say, "hello".

Today began with the discovery that my nose and accompanying sinus cavities have decided to mutiny against the rest of my sundry parts and create mass discomfort. A court martial was summarily called for, and the culprit, having plead guilty of attempted sabotage, was consequently subjected to copious amounts of cold and flu medication. The effects of which only furthered the attempted sabotage by fuzzying the brain. Alas, my poor brain.