Things I've accomplished today so far.

* Dressed and ate breakfast while reading/stalking blogs and facebooking.
* Watched K tune my piano, yay!
* Dusted piano.
* Sneezed
* Dusted Dining room and piano
* Sneezed a lot more.
* Chatted with brother J1 (my brothers both have the exact same initials, JDS so they will be J1 and J2 in further posts) J1 and J2 are coming home from their respective summer living arrangements for the Fourth, we are very sad to learn that J1's girlfriend, the very sweet C will not be joining us.
* Emailed J1 finished novel.
* Mourned the passing of Billy Mays
* Planted Wine and Roses bush in front of ugly propane tank.
* Considered possibility of hauling ladder out to barn to hang old fence pieces as trellis myself, envisioned myself falling from ladder into muddy pile of cow poo and called boyfriend D for help.
* Successfully found nails, hammer and ladder and dragged all from the garage to side of barn.
* Lifted heavy, dirty, spider-infested, water-logged tractor tire from mud mire and began to role it away to lean against far away fence post to make an archery target.
* Dropped tire, screamed and killed very large spider.
* Righted tire and rolled further, imagining D coming over to find me trapped under said tire, attacked by giant, Harry Potter's Aragog's descendants.
* D came to the rescue, rolled tire the rest of the way and figured out how to use complicated folding and extending ladder.
* Dumped can of nails into muddy poo and had to pick them out.
* Handed poopy nails to D and held fence in place while he nailed it to ugly metal barn wall.
* Kissed my hero and sent him on his way.
* Cleaned up.
* Fixed lunch
* Will eat
* Next, I get to go visit Grandma R. and help her pick out a new purse. Yay. at least this doesn't involve poo. : )